Paste [kikke]




Il fine settimana c'è chi porta le paste a casa dei suoi, a coronamento di un pranzo luculliano e delle chiacchiere costruttive, e chi si prende le paste e sta fuori di testa. La kikka! La kikketta! Esistono duemila nomi per chiamare le pastikke!
Il vino c'ha un nome solo...al massimo lo puoi chiamare "nettare degli dei" se vuoi proprio fare lo sborone.

Radio [redio]




Mi manca l'immagine domenicale della famigliola a spasso, con la moglie acchittatissima che tiene per mano la figlioletta, ed il marito lobotomizzato, con la radiolina incollata all'orecchio a fianco, che non si accorge della moglie che flirta con l'idraulico di paese. Pizzul, Tonino Carino e tutti gli altri, sono, secondo me, fra le cause del decadimento dell'istituzione famiglia.

Shopping [sciopping]




Sinonimo di noia o depressione.
Quest'attività è svolta principalmente dal genere umano femminino (anche se il fenomeno è in espansione tra gli uomini), ed un'attenta osservazione del fenomeno stesso, rende possibile una quantificazione abbastanza attendibile del grado di insofferenza del bipede che lo pratica. La quantità di borse (spesso di dimensioni smisurate rispetto all'oggetto contenuto al loro interno), associato ad un'analisi di chi le trasporta, può fornire una diagnosi vicina alla realtà.
Con la nascita delle compagnie aeree LOW COST, questa pratica ha rotto le frontiere.

SMS [short message system]




Fa una certa impressione camminare per le strade e vedere la mancanza di comunicazione, la diffidenza, l'alienazione.
Questo almeno è quanto mi succede nella mia città, quando vado nel suo cuore, quando mi ritrovo alla stazione Termini. Qui sembriamo tutti delle formichine impazzite, che alla mattina hanno ancora le caccole agli occhi x il sonno, e alla sera le caccole ce l'hanno al cervello x altri motivi. Qualunque sia, però, il nostro stato fisico e mentale, il nostro viscerale bisogno di comunicare è sempre lì, pronto a far muovere le nostre dita sulla tastiera del nostro cell e dar vita alla più alta forma d'espressione che il bipede medio canosca oggi. L'sms.

Stiloso [stylisc]




Adesso fa tutto moda! Basta dire a uno:
"Come sei stiloso oggi!";
che si gonfia come un pavone! Ma non capisce una cosa quella persona! Che essere stilosi significa che hai quello stile, lo stile che ha anche il calciatore tamarro, sborone, che guadagna 5 milioni di euro l'anno, e che automaticamente diventa stile. Solo che tu non guadagni 5 milioni di euro l'anno, e, per comprarti quel cazzo di paio di occhiali, hai dovuto impegnarti il rene destro, e quello sinistro stai pensando di impegnartelo per la cinta ultimo grido che ti fa cadere le veline ai piedi.
Ma non si sono considerate due cose:
primo, che una che ti si rimorchia per quel tuo "look" è probabilmente (notare la finezza) una cerebrolesa che ti si succhia come una cozza e poi passa al prossimo vongolone di turno.
E secondo che, come diceva il grandissimo Seneca, il più ricco è colui a cui non può essere sottratto nulla. Il nulla oggettivo, quello materiale. Ora non voglio stare a fare il francescano, che va in giro con il saio ed i sandali, ma quando è troppo è troppo!
Oggi ho incontrato due pischelletti amici miei, che scendevano a Roma tutti esaltati, perchè uno di loro si andava a comprare una tuta da 130 euro per andarci a ballare! Una tuta di quelle che io, se non riportavo a casa bucata sulle ginocchia, e pure con qualche makkietta di sangue, non mi sentivo soddisfatto!
Ma allora lo sapete che ve dico?
Ma si! Facciamo gli stilosi! Essimo fashion! Tanto, prima o poi, passa pure quello di moda.

Straordinario [stra'ordinario]




Questa parola dovrebbe identificare qualcosa di incredibile, di meraviglioso, ma oggi è semplicemente sinonimo di ore di lavoro in più...

Sushi [susci]



Credo che il cibo sia sempre stato uno status simbol; fin dal tempo degli antichi romani, sdraiati sulle loro lettighe (?) che mangiavano grappoli d'uva mentre tutt'intorno si banchettava tra donne meravigliose e gente più o meno importante che discorreva di ogni cosa.
Oggi c'è il secchiello pieno di ghiaccio, con una bottiglia di Sciampagn francese da tre piotte poggiato sul tavolino del priveè (le strappone ce stanno pure oggi), ma i bipedi che prendono parte a quest'espressione di socializzazione non posso comunicare, perchè tutt'intorno c'è un tale bordello che l'unica cosa che puoi fare è farti una striscia in bagno (se ti puoi permettere 3 piotte di Sciampagn, credi che ti fai di RedBull?), e, tornando, infilare la lingua in bocca a un'altra bruciata che è nel tuo stesso delirio.
Ma mentre ti ritrovi in questo turbinio d'ormoni, il pesciazzo crudo che hai mangiato nel ristorante Sushi radical chic, comincia a fare a pugni con la foglia d'alga bioenergetica che tu non volevi assolutamente prendere, ma che il cameriere ti ha rifilato con il suo grande charme orientale. Di corsa realizzi, e scappi verso il bagno, dove stranamente non trovi nessuno a trombare, e ti puoi fiondare sul water a scagazzare l'arte culinaria giapponese.
A questo punto mi chiedo:

Graziearcazzo.com



"Graziearcazzo.com"
Follow the link, and once you're in click on the sentence to make it change.
A simple, clever and funny internet site...once again an italian copyright!!!

Dopo "Graziearcazzo.com"...



"Scrittesuimuri.com"
Here is the new amazing idea made in Italy!!!
A collection of hilarious sentences on the walls around my country.
I'm sorry for the foreigners...try to get them translated for you somehow...you'll laugh your pants off!!
Enjoy.

Silk fever



It's been a couple of years that I've been going to India for my "summer" vacations, and by chance, during my roaming around Varanasi, I ran into this wonderful family (the Singhs). I had no clean pants left, and as I was looking for a shop to get a pair, I stepped into their shop (actually someone else from the street took me there) to buy some ...and I did so!!! But those guys (Indians) are such good dealers that they started taking out of their wonder bag sooo many silk masterpieces, my mind just blanked out. At the beginning I decided that could have been a good idea for Xmas presents, but as my brain started working again, I realized that could have been a hell of a business. To make it short, I left the shop with some many goods to sell back in Italy that I was kind of afraid to pass through the customs on my way back. But it did work out!!! I sold everything out in less then two hrs, and the year later I doubled the investment to realize it was going to be a nice hobby to have.
So here I am...selling high quality silk goods for low prices and make my dream come true...travel to India for free.
Stay tuned if you like my stuff!!!

Granada, Nicaragua 2005




There's no way any other place can take over Granada in my "Best places ever visited" list. It was love at first sight, starting from the amazing, stunning, unreachable, unforgettable and breathtaking "Bearded Monkey".
By those days it was totally the place to stay in Granada; from the mood you could feel at any time of the day, to dinner time when people from all over the town use to start filling the internal patio to taste the wonderful local dishes, pleased by a delicious soundtrack on the background.
It was just a matter of time, and I discovered the beauties the architecture could offer just few steps outside the building. Ancient churches in their decadent look would catch your attention at a glance; visiting the streets where the market takes place is the experience of your life...try to be there right after sunrise, and the light will do the rest!!!
The main square is where you get the real essence of the spanish colonization in town. The cathedral, perfectly restored, is surrounded by a sea of other amazing examples of what the past did offer to the town. Bright colors, smooth curves, fancy ornaments...just a party for your soul and eyes!
Don't be afraid to take walk in the little alleys though!!! Compared to other places in Central America, Granada is relatively safe place...especially during the day! As you get closer to the lake (don't forget to visit "Las isletas"), the town gets more real, loosing that touristic look the very downtown has. I'd rather be a bit more careful at night, but as long as you don't look too much as a gringo (people down there hate Americans pretty much due to the history of the country) you won't have any problem enjoying the Latin atmosphere.
The food in town is quite good everywhere, but as in any place on earth, the more you stick around the main square the more the quality drops down. For a cozy night, surrounded by young people and with a good music in the background (beers are cheep pretty much everywhere), join the "Hospedaje Central" where you can also get a bed to sleep for very little money in a clean environment (even if The Bearded Monkey is waaaay better).
And once you're tired of the city, just few minutes away by bus (actually the bus drops you on the main road, then you have to hitch hike...but it's safe) there's another place I'll never forget:
"La Laguna de Apoyo".
In the middle of nowhere, in this volcanic pot, you have the chance to experience the refreshing joy of the laguna's turquoise waters; and if your clever (or lucky) enough to go there during the week end you'll be able to experience how the locals spend their time with their family and friends delighted by some mariachi live music while eating some good food served by the shores in one of those typical restaurants.
And remember...don't be shy!!! There's sooo much out there to discover! Just ask the locals...they're just lovely!

David Lynch Interview Project



The Interview Project
It's been quite a while this project has been on line, but now that it's getting to its end, you get the chance to watch way more episodes all at once! Enjoy this amazing idea developed by David Lynch and his son (actually it's his idea).

Wasabi Radio



Not so many times you're so lucky to roam in the infinite world of internet, and run into such a cool radio. It happened to me today...and I really want to share this opportunity god has given me!
Ohhhh lord! Ohhh brothers and sisters! Today a voice from the sky is on air...Wasabi Radio

Varanasi 2010



Nothing can stop me from leaving for a vacation I've been waiting for a year! Not even a canceled flight, an endless line (close to my departure time) and the thickest fog an airport has ever seen!
We were supposed to fly through Istambul and then to New Delhi from my hometown (Rome), but the airport in the Turkish capital was closed because of an unusual fog. Only Alitalia (and that's the funny part!) could save everyone from being killed by myself!! But still, between us and the tickets there was the longest line I've ever seen at a check in desk. Careless of everything, I just jumped in fron of everyone and 15 minutes later I came out of the crowed with my trophy and started cheering with Elena. Our holiday was safe...we thought!
Once we arrived in Istambul it was just like hell! The airport had been closed the whole morning, and all the flights were late or canceled...and outside the fog was going up and up. No monitor would tell us where and if our flight was gonna take off from, and everyone was just dazed and confused (How do you like this Led Zeppelin quote!?!?!). All we could do was hanging out, eating at this unpersonalized restaurants every airport has, and every once in a while check for any news.
After hrs waiting, and hrs being on line to get on the plain (just check the pictures, how many people were just goin' off), we finally got on! Cool dude...we're leaving!!! Not even man!!! 4 more hrs on board with no air conditioning and no clue whether we where gonna take off or not, since the fog was so thick outside! The situation was pushing us to the limit, and my girlfriend and I were close to a nervous breakdown.
I was prepared to die, I wanted to give a chance to our vacation to happen...we had to take off!!! Even with the captain blind (for the fog outside) and his hands tied on his back. But finally...the engines did roll!!!





But it wasn't over jet!!!
We had to go from the international terminal to the domestic one to go catch another flight...provided by the low cost (but high quality service!!!) airline company Spice Jet.
And there he was!!! My dear friend Muk, waitng for us outside the Varanasi airport. Smiling as usual, he took care of us right away, telling our driver to stop at a kiosk along the road to get a beer and refresh ourselves a bit before going to the guest house. It was afternoon by the time he dropped us where the car couldn't just keep goin' and shipped the two of us in the hands of a rickshaw driver. Danny boy, Elena and our luggage...the skinny dude was gonna sweat his ass off for a K at least, for a bunch of coins...just worthless for us but incredibly important for him.
The "Gampati GUest House" is just lovely! Within an ancient building, you get to stay for low amount of money (we spent 10 euros for a room...I'm sure you can find cheaper accomodations in India, but this was super worth it) in a super cozy, colorful, wooden room, facing the Ganga river and enjoying the sunrise from it's balcony. And once you're hungry, just go up some steps and you'll get to an amazing terrace, heated by the warm indian sun, where you can enjoy your meal while boats are crossing the river, or some monkeys are jumping from one roof to the other.
Once outside the guest house...it's just India! An incredible amount of people, at anytime of the day, getting busy, chilin' out, trying to sell you almost everything, honking the horn, stuck in the traffic. It's like hell on earth! The streets are just terribly dirty and crowded, there's a awful smell everywhere, and you gotta be careful not to step on a cow shit or something nasty.
At first, this could all just seam crazy and senseless, but once you get into the mood, you make all these inputs your and look at everything from a different angle...that's when you start being amazed.
The banks of the river are full of life, with colors catching your attention at any corner. The streets surrounding that area just look terrible and dangerous, but don't miss the opportunity to take a walk in those alleys, cauze you'll miss the experience of your life. That is where you get the closest you can to the indian culture, lifestyle, and attitude towards their social condition.
The "Sanscrit University" and "BHU", are the two many schools in town. The first one is inside a wonderful and peaceful site, where ancient building coming from the english colonnization have been turned into classrooms and cultural melting pots. There's an amazing laboratory you might be able to visit, where an old man with his assistants work 24/7 to produce Ayurveda oils and tablets using the ingredients nature gives them from the botanic garden right across the street. Everything is boiled and steered for hrs in a huge pan...the tradition, incredible rural tools, and knowledge do the rest.
Varanasi is all this and way more (try to visit all the temples they have if you can!!! The monkey temple is something you can't miss though!), but no words or images can truly represent what your eyes might be able to see or run into. I wish I will be able to go back there again and again, to finally catch the deep essence of such a different culture.

The trash act.



Few words to describe this project:
6 persons;
2 hrs;
100 meters of beach;
18 bags...and much more.

It was a wonderful summer, back in 2006, when my immense friend Franchella and I decided to go camping (illegally) for 4 days on the beach of Capalbio, Tuscany.
It all started as a game, but little by little more and more people joined us and helped us at the end to dump everything in front of the city hall as a protest. A photographer from a newspaper took a picture of us while in action in the last night and the day after we had an article on the "Tirreno".
Unforgettable!

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Ometepe, Nicaragua 2005



It all started with the cops getting on the bus I was traveling on, and passing by everyone else sitting on the damned bus, and pointing right at me. The sun was going down, and the frontier was just there! Few minutes ahead.
I had to get off the vehicle, go trough all the bullshit they were giving me, and by the time it was all dark, I was in the middle of nowhere, with two cops, trying to get me on a cab (they called) to take me to some cabins where to spend the night.
The room was soo empty of everything! The cockroaches in the shower didn't really help, but outside it was just quite; crickets singing like crazy (how can you complain for them to make their wonderful noise!!!???), fireflies filling the darkness...for 10 dollars I wouldn't matter!!!
Wake up!!! Wake up!!!
The border is just there. Only the day after I realized how those cops were actually saving my ass! Misunderstanding their attitude, the just wanted me to spend the night in a safe place, instead of facing that mass of people. What I faced that morning...I can't even remember very well, but after going trough the bureaucracy, I found my self on a yellow school bus taking me to San Jorge. The bus was not so crowded (it was gonna get soon), but there were people getting on and off the bus to sell you any sort of thing. From fresh made juices to batteries.
Once in San Jorge, I had another problem. I had no money to take the ferry to Ometepe!!!With one big backpack in the back, and a "smaller" one in the front (sooo classic!) I jumped on a bicycle rickshaw that took me to a man a man sitting on the street handling fat quantities of money...at least they looked a lot!
Done with that I headed again to the harbor, where a luxury boat was waiting for me to take me to the cones of the volcanoes Maderas and Conception.
I stayed over the Hacienda Merida, a delicious place at the bottom of the Maderas, in a peaceful spot where you could also see the other volcano in case you'd take a canoe to take a tour on your own!
And off course watch one of the most amazing sunsets I've ever seen...magical!
I spent an unforgettable week over this place, doing any sort of activity, from climbing a volcano, to taking trips with my canoe around the lake, or just have a walk around getting in touch with locals. But the best part was always the end of the day, at sunset, when you use to meet again with your mates and, after taking a refreshing bath in the lake at sunset, share everybody's experience sitting around a nice table filled with fresh homemade food.

The vicking who?!?!




Let's stop it with these stories!!! This way of thinking, considering people as a whole...that's why you might end up traveling during January to Norway and imagine you 're gonna run into a sad country, with this cold gray weather...where the winter takes you waaaayyy below zero. You might be thinking: "This people must be pretty pissed off with this surroundings so much in a gray scale for a long period of the year?!?!"
But then you land...and just outside the freaking Torp airport (you can reach the city from here thanks to the Torpekspressen for "only" 25 euros), you get that typical sound of silence, that white, soft, blinding silence just the snow knows how to produce.Then you take a look around you, and you understand that everything is moving at the proper speed for such a mood. To warm up a bit, you walk into those sweet cafes, where the light is always the element making it happen.Groups of girls around the tables, enjoying their evening and having a blast, maybe some fire down there in the corner. And still...you look outside and it's all so soft! Outside as inside. But the best part still has to come! Hope to run into some locals and get to spend some times with them and it'll be the time of your life! Inside some cozy walls they know how to relax, and how to make you feel home. With their melody called Norwegian, they fill the rooms with music. What these guys are basically able to do, is to turn a tough situation in terms of environment...into a soft pleasure...as pleasant as the view you get every time you look out of the window.
As I usually do for my low budget trips, I contacted few people from the CouchSurfing community, and eventually I ended up sleeping over two of them...Daniel and Mari. Daniel lives in a sweet area called Tøyen, next to the multicultural area of Grønland (if you want spend some time into a cozy cafe, listen to some good music and taste great food...I really recommend you to visit Dattera til Hagen). Here is easy to run into old factory buildings turned into condos, and view from your window tall chimneys once part of an industrial structure. Just 10 minutes away (walking distance) is Oslo S, the heart of the city, where Karl Johans gate starts to end up right below tha king palace. From here, then, is easy to reach the famous Aker Brygge...suggestive during the winter, going off in the summer thanks to its many bars an restaurants with open air seats.
Mari, on her side, lives in the University campus, just a stop away from Majorstuen. Here is where lots of students hang out in the many cafes and club, maybe after a nice barbeque in the world famouse Vigeland park surrounded by the amazing sculptures the artist, giving the name to the park, produced during his productive life.
If you want to have a look at the city from a different angle, in a privileged area filled with charming houses deeped in the unspoiled Norwegian nature, then your just few minutes away by train from Holmenkollen, where you have the chance to admire one of the structures Norwegians are proud the most...the sky jump tower.
Last but not least, if your in Oslo, you have to take a walk around Grünerløkka. For dining or just enjoy the happiness of the area this is the place to go. One place i really recommend to have a delicious meal in a friendly atmosphere is Delicatessen, a tapas bar where is possible to taste Spanish dishes followed by some great wine, right next to the river crossing the city. And when your done with your food, don't forget to have fun over the Nomaden, probably the coolest club in town for quality music lovers.

The cool hunter


For many years I worked in the graphic design field and since then I've been deeped into a visual storm of images, videos and many other inputs that set my standards to high quality stuff. My only goal, trough this post, is to share with all the readers, all my knowledge, all the research I do on the internet, and all the tips my many colleagues around the world give me on this wonderful universe fill fulled with fantasy, to improve the quality of future works or to just stimulate the creativity anyone of us has inside. Enjoy my friends...and get the most out of it!!!
El campesino.

Video goodies





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COMBO a collaborative animation by Blu and David Ellis (2 times loop) from blu on Vimeo.

THE FUN THEORY LE SENSE PROPRE HILARIOUS COMMERCIAL FROM VOLKSWAGEN BLU...STOP MOTION

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